College Graduation

Jokes / July 07, 2026

Both sides of our family turned out for my wife's college graduation. After the dean finished awarding all the diploma's, he requested, "Will all the 'cum laudes' please stand up?"

My mother-in-law leaned over and ...Read More

Cocktail Party

Jokes / July 07, 2026

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Anyone Here

Jokes / July 07, 2026

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" ...Read More

Why it's better to be a Woman!

Jokes / July 07, 2026

- We got off the Titanic first.

- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look...Read More

Attractive

Jokes / July 07, 2026

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.

"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the...Read More

Kelsey Grammer On Playing Sideshow Bob On "The Simpsons" | CONAN on TBS

Jokes / July 06, 2026

Kelsey explains how the homicidal maniac also ended up a songster.